My Mom again.
My mom quoted Socrates today, saying “the unexamined life is not worth living”. This is one of my favorite quotes and I asked her if she wanted to get matching tattoos of it. She declined because she claimed she knows the quote and won’t forget it, so why get a tattoo? But she eventually conceded and said if she gets dementia, then I’m free to tattoo her. Good to know.
Phonecalls with my Mom.
“What’s with you girls? What, you’ve dated 3,4 guys? I’ve dated at least 40 men.” “40? Really? Mom you dawg you!” “Why am I a dawg? Oh you mean I’m a hot girl?” “Yes. Exactly.” She been engaged once (and broke it off), and married three times. She says “that’s a reasonable number for a life this long!” ...
Being silly with your best friend
whatshouldwecallme: Some girls: Us:
Bad news Bears
“Your payments are not large enough to pay off this debt within 50 years.” ..and I’m only half way done with school
Your heart won’t heal right if you keep tearing out the sutures.
esse quam videri
I hate you so much, Pete Campbell.
How I feel when I show up to most social events
kate. stop buying shoes.
been wearing my diamond ring and high heels. love it. summer is coming and close.
I think I would chop my head off if it weren’t for Excedrin migraine. In bed at 2pm.
"Don't Sing! Just drink!"
“Don’t listen. Just leave.”
@ work at the IT desk looking over my injuries from drinking and going to the batting cages yesterday. ready for a nap. ughh
So I found a woman’s purse today on a bench at a bus stop, and after a short debacle getting in touch with her doctor’s office in Omaha, Nebraska (to eventually contact her, as she doesn’t have a cellphone), she came to pick it up from my apartment. She insisted upon giving me $60 “for supper” despite my refusal, so instead of having black beans and rice for dinner,...
Reasons I'm drunk napping on a bench @ 7pm on a...
-no good ones.
The breeze blowing the curtains in my window this morning smelled like manure and nothing seems more perfect.
Someone just posted “beautiful day” by U2 on facebook and I marked it as spam
ew omg kieffer
ready to be done with school for the spring, go to a brewers game, and go fishing!! BRING IT ON.
I love Wisconsin
feel like i’m in 8th grade. got a pimple and i’m going to the school dance tonight.
CARA YOU NEED TO MOVE TO MADISON.
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