marry me don, marry me don i’ll be so good to you.
(Source: famouspeopleeating)
My mom quoted Socrates today, saying “the unexamined life is not worth living”. This is one of my favorite quotes and I asked her if she wanted to get matching tattoos of it.
She declined because she claimed she knows the quote and won’t forget it, so why get a tattoo?
But she eventually conceded and said if she gets dementia, then I’m free to tattoo her.
Good to know.
“What’s with you girls? What, you’ve dated 3,4 guys? I’ve dated at least 40 men.”
“40? Really? Mom you dawg you!”
“Why am I a dawg? Oh you mean I’m a hot girl?”
“Yes. Exactly.”
She been engaged once (and broke it off), and married three times. She says “that’s a reasonable number for a life this long!”
And before we hung up she said “yeah, go home, go online and find some boys” (not sure what that means, but i’m not interested)
“Your payments are not large enough to pay off this debt within 50 years.”
..and I’m only half way done with school
Your heart won’t heal right
if you keep tearing out the sutures.
